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dream lover come and rescue me...
I have now officially dreamed of knocking boots with Spencer from iCarly three sleeps in a row. It got so good last night that I found myself waking up mid-dream, only to try and force myself back to sleep so I wouldn’t miss anything. I feel utterly ashamed. Not because of dream-cheating on C, but that my subconscious standards are so low. Yeah, Spencer's hawt, but I am attracted to a more diverse set of characteristics than plain ole hawtness. Specifically, I am partial towards shaved heads, conservatism, large tackle, and the occasional goatee. Yes, I’ve just described C and my boyfriend, Bruce Willis. What? Didn’t know me and Brucie are an item? I don’t think he knows, either.